Correspondence

Dear Coral,

Thank you for keeping me safe on the street last week even though you weren't feeling well. Coral, you're a pretty darn good guide, and you know your stuff, I'm sure! Now being said that, I have to tell you one thing! Vacuuming & cleaning up the floor/ground are NOT included in your job description!!! You're NOT supposed to pick up ANYTHING on the ground or in the bush no matter how tempting it may be! When relieving, concentrate on your business! When walking, keep your head high like a proud princess! In the kitchen, do not vacuum up whatever's on the floor. FYI, your name is neither Dyson nor Oreck! Remember what the vet told you? You got sick because you had eaten something you weren't supposed to... So from now on, your behavior will have to be dealt with harder correction or worse Gentle Leader!

Respectfully,

Your Human
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Dear Nikki,

Well, remember what the vet said? Vacuuming is in the DNA of all labs! So it is quite hard to alter that in spite of my good upbringing and best training at GDB. One thing I suggest that might work really well though; PLEASE INCREASE MY FOOD!!! Then I won't have to think about getting it somewhere else like at the grass area or in the bush! Don't worry about my figure too much! I'm always just like a super model!!!

Your Lovely Yellow Lab w/Perfect Figure:D